To the tune of "Blue Moon" by Rogers and Hart, Man City's "Bubbles"


2-1
We went and won 2-1
We went and won 2-1
We went and won 2-1


Alternate with this, to the tune of Dean Martin's "Valore"


Aguero
oh oh oh
Aguero
oh oh oh
He couldn't score a goal
Cost more than Carlton Cole


Sometimes it's great being a Hammers fan...