Unlike Friday Saturday night was quiet, no interesting incidents, no sad revellers sleeping past their stop and finding themselves stranded in the wilds of Ruislip and no drunks threatening life and limb.

ASLEF have declined Boris’s invitation for face-to-face talks as negotiations on bank holiday working between our regional reps and LUL are going very well and they see no point in duplication. Or in other words we aren’t going to give Boris an opportunity to claim he averted a strike that didn’t exist, we’re affiliated to Labour, we have already pledged our support to Ken and made a donation to his campaign fund so yah boo to you, blondie!